If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.Tumblr (3.0; @giraffeabundance)http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yk4lfkOk1qcb58yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/49970112834" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">10knotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/49971518171http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/49971518171Wed, 08 May 2013 20:07:33 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_44202827541" src="http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202827541/audio_player_iframe/giraffeabundance/tumblr_miidspNMv51r7oj7f?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgiraffeabundance%2F44202827541%2Ftumblr_miidspNMv51r7oj7f" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kerouacs.tumblr.com/post/43702286425/the-beat-is-from-childish-gambinos-heartbeat-so" target="_blank">kerouacs</a>: <a href="http://lanadelgifs.tumblr.com/post/43554196317" target="_blank">lanadelgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The beat is from Childish Gambino’s “Heartbeat”</p> </blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202827541http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202827541Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:59:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28ff67d00354d7148a0c5816d0c5c23f/tumblr_mi2vq1keVP1qbjrw4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bed4cab88cbe75b471f985288de8834a/tumblr_mi2vq1keVP1qbjrw4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f790b9ad46908d693806f2d479b19465/tumblr_mi2vq1keVP1qbjrw4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bb80902f754a41dff5290b6e853e53d/tumblr_mi2vq1keVP1qbjrw4o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1380baef32b14f1b5f82c1c0ae00a17e/tumblr_mi2vq1keVP1qbjrw4o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8c4367db3e27a99362ade39af89d830/tumblr_mi2vq1keVP1qbjrw4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a87c23f604c63800bc2203a19998cea1/tumblr_mi2vq1keVP1qbjrw4o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a0915f3d88a19fcc1ca062d2a197a42/tumblr_mi2vq1keVP1qbjrw4o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aff911cdcbf8c210f998a11d3a83e1a7/tumblr_mi2vq1keVP1qbjrw4o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202737553http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202737553Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:57:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbc834dc2b619c35d9995e0471892c34/tumblr_miww2cq3dm1rx8izgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://if-not-for-dreams.tumblr.com/post/44194544454" target="_blank">if-not-for-dreams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Photographer-Mikaela </p> </blockquote> <p>oh ok #hiHannah #catherine</p>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202652301http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202652301Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:56:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf0070750f1f860a5a0005ef4ab69771/tumblr_mifv3xXej51rrcahvo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f21e95adc0bb36d7c155cb32e18adea/tumblr_mifv3xXej51rrcahvo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/44199609361/kkkatnip-ohbuggeryfuck-i-am-so-happy-that-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kkkatnip.tumblr.com/post/44054504547" target="_blank">kkkatnip</a>:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohbuggeryfuck.tumblr.com/post/44012186819/i-am-so-happy-that-this-exists-in-gif-form" target="_blank">ohbuggeryfuck</a>:</p> <p>I am so happy that this exists in gif form</p> <p>This is the most entertaining BBC series I have ever watched</p> <p class="gone">My lovely followers, please <strong><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g" target="_blank">follow this blog</a></strong> immediately!</p></blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202553417http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202553417Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:54:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b21cd1b33ba92d6de6c3cb0d2d4142c/tumblr_mibp1ku3CM1s22b3to1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202552844http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202552844Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:54:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ab764a3182dac7c1cf96ffe421e0d98/tumblr_miwzfyIWjh1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202524959http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202524959Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:53:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/327dd657b01e1be5cc01bc170b7213ef/tumblr_mfluhvwCSr1rh1wv4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202496722http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/44202496722Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:53:08 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_43436186834" src="http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/43436186834/audio_player_iframe/giraffeabundance/tumblr_mh7ykpZY1o1r0c55z?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgiraffeabundance%2F43436186834%2Ftumblr_mh7ykpZY1o1r0c55z" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/43436157705/schoolin-life-beyonce" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“Schoolin’ Life” - Beyonce</p></blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/43436186834http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/43436186834Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:56:10 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foodtrucker.tumblr.com/post/33152699305/marina-and-the-compressed-carbon" target="_blank">foodtrucker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="copy"> <p>marina and the compressed carbon</p> </div> </blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40887441563http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40887441563Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:01:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfjwoDkRe1qbj6tto1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfjwoDkRe1qbj6tto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfjwoDkRe1qbj6tto3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfjwoDkRe1qbj6tto4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfjwoDkRe1qbj6tto5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfjwoDkRe1qbj6tto6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfjwoDkRe1qbj6tto7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfjwoDkRe1qbj6tto8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfjwoDkRe1qbj6tto9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://optimus-prime.tumblr.com/post/40878082692/this-is-amazing" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">optimus-prime</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is amazing</p></blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40887387637http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40887387637Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:01:10 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unclefather.tumblr.com/post/35694189964/wassupstyles-what-if-your-giving-a-bj-in-the" target="_blank">unclefather</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wassupstyles.tumblr.com/post/35687096461/what-if-your-giving-a-bj-in-the-shower-and-he-just" target="_blank">wassupstyles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair </p> </blockquote> <p>very polite</p> </blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886673264http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886673264Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:51:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e60ba4183c5695bc7f7962dde9596584/tumblr_mezovl8cwJ1rnzpwso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886620628http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886620628Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:50:46 -0500<p><a href="http://katnissyo.tumblr.com/post/40771157103/katnissyo-my-teacher-just-talked-about-shoving" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">katnissyo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://katnissyo.tumblr.com/post/40771121736/my-teacher-just-talked-about-shoving-the-big-d" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">katnissyo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my teacher just talked about “shoving the big D down their throats”</p></blockquote> <p>he was talking about democracy</p></blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886610602http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886610602Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:50:38 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eridanampora.tumblr.com/post/40818419195/sticks-and-stones-may-break-my-bones-but-words-are" target="_blank">eridanampora</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me</p> </blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886561239http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886561239Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:49:57 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thinsiqnificant.tumblr.com/post/39885486713/my-mom-bought-me-a-camouflage-sweater-today-and-i" target="_blank">thinsiqnificant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”</p> </blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886264378http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886264378Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:45:55 -0500<p><a href="http://fagweed.tumblr.com/post/40817871676/its-not-ya-booty-its-ya-beauty" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fagweed</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Its not ya booty it’s ya beauty </p></blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886245230http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886245230Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:45:39 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starxapple.tumblr.com/post/40397684275/starxapple-my-grandpa-has-a-date-tonight-and" target="_blank">starxapple</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starxapple.tumblr.com/post/40384009680/my-grandpa-has-a-date-tonight-and-hes-really-old" target="_blank">starxapple</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen </p> </blockquote> <p>update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”  </p> </blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886225513http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886225513Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:45:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77da7f247bfdd443e5936ee5b7279b02/tumblr_mgshp8hkbl1rwqdzpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://foreveralone-lyguy.tumblr.com/post/40797750535/isnt-he-calling-his-wife-satan" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">foreveralone-lyguy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Isn’t he calling his wife satan?</p></blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886179160http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886179160Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:44:45 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misumipyon.tumblr.com/post/39364087963/maybe-this-year-ill-find" target="_blank">misumipyon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]</p> </blockquote>http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886156739http://giraffeabundance.tumblr.com/post/40886156739Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:44:26 -0500